SOAL MID

Choose the correct answer
Snow White
Long ago in the Neverland, there lived a very beautiful princess, Snow White. The Queen was her stepmother. She was very jealous of her beauty. So she wanted her to die.
Snow White knew about the evil plan. She escaped into a forest. There she made friends with seven dwarfs.
The queen turned into a witch. Snow White did not realize it. The witch gave her a poisoned apple. As a result, Snow White was put into sleep for years.
Fortunately, in the end, Prince Charming revived her with a kiss. They lived together happily ever after.

1. Why did the queen want Snow White die? Because ….
a.she was jealous
b.she liked her
c.she felt comfortable with her
d.she was a nice queen
2.The idea of Snow White knew the Queen’s plan is found in paragraph ….
a.one
b.two
c.three
d.four
3.What happened when Snow White ate the apple?
a.she died
b.she fell asleep
c.she made friends with dwarfs
d.she became more beautiful
4.Fortunately, in the end, Prince Charming revived her with a kiss. What does the underlined word mean?
a.menyadarkan
b.menyentuh
c.menyayangi
d.mengusap

Date : March 23 rd, 2009
To : Dewi
I was at your home at 05.15 p.m. but you were not there. I met your mother only. I need my English book because I’m going to have a test in the next two days. Please return it to me.
Voni

5.What does the text tell us about?
a.Voni wants to see Dewi’s mother
b.Dewi wants to meet Voni at 05.15 p.m.
c.Voni wants his English book back
d.Dewi goes outside to buy an English book
6.When will Voni have a test?
a.On March 22 th, 2009
b.On March 24 th, 2009
c.On March 23 rd, 2009
d.On March 25 th, 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Indonesian Airways 132 to Singapore is departing at 15:00. Qantas Airways 009 to Kuala Lumpur is departing at 17:00. Any changes to flight departures will be reported immediately.

Thank you

7.At the railway station.
b.At the air port.
c.At the supermarket.
d.At school.
8.What time will the Indonesian Airways depart to Singapore?
a.At 5 a.m.
b.At 3 a.m.
c.At 5 p.m.
d.At 3 p.m.

If you like to drink tea, you need to know how to prepare it for your self. Don’t worry. It is very simple to do it. First put one tea bag in a cup. Then add boiling water. Next leave the tea bag to infuse 2 or 3 minutes. Finally add sugar, milk or lemon to taste



9.What is the best tittle of the text ?
a.Preparing a cup of tea
b.Boiling water
c.Cookng a cup of tea
dadding sugar, milk or lemon
1.How many steps of tea preparation are there according to the text ?
a.7
b.4
c.2
d.3
11How long does it take to prepare tea? “ Around …………”
a.Ten minutes
b.half an hour
c.Quarter of an hour
d.three minutes

12.The word “simple” means ……….
a.Difficult
b.easy
c.New
d.fast
13.What does the sign mean?
a.No Right Turning
b.No Left Turning
c.No Overtaking
d.No Parking




14.Where do you usually find this instruction?
a.In the truck.
b.In the bus.
c.In the ship.
d.In the plane.

Dear Mr. Anto,
Your appointment to see Mr. Charlie is on Tuesday 7 June at 2.15 p.m. Please be on time.
Margareth

15.From the text we know that Mr. Anto will come to see Mr. Charlie
a.in the morning
b. in the afternoon
c.in the evening
d.at midnight
16."Please be on time." . The sentence means "to come……….
a.Fast
b.early
c.punctually
d.quickly
17.Where do you usually find the sign above?
a.In the classroom.
b.On the bus.
c.In the garden. .
d.On the train.

Here are some ...(18) on how to be a successful English learner. First, don't be ...(19) of making mistakes. Second, use every opportunity to practice your English. At last, be an optimistic person

18.a. tips
b. clues
c. plans
d. rules
19.a. afraid
b. proud
c. brave
d. shy
20. you – not – in – thank – for - area – smoking – this
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
The best arrangement to make a sentence is ....
a.5 – 1 – 2 – 7 – 3 – 8 - 6 – 4
b.5 – 2 – 1 – 7 – 3 – 8 - 6 – 4
c.4 – 1 – 5 – 2 – 7 – 3 - 8 – 6
d.4 – 5 – 1 – 2 – 7 – 8 - 6 – 3

SOAL ESAY
1.In a fierce battle, he was killed by Bandung Bondowoso
2.Roro Jonggrang received him with some conditions
3.Prabu Boko was a King of Prambanan Kingdom
4.Then Bandung Bondowoso wanted to marry Roro Jonggrang
5.He should build a thousands temples and two deep wells in one night
6.He had a beautiful daughter named Roro Jonggrang
1.The best arrangement of the above sentences to make a paragraph is ……..

Answer :

2.What does the sign mean ?
Answer : …………………..

3.Where do you possibly find the announcement?
Answer : …………..

4.Where did Garuda Indonesia fly?
Answer : ………….

5.Ratna is thirteen years old. Dian is fourteen years old.
From the sentences above we know that :
Dian is …………………………………………..


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TEST SMP

READING TEST

One day the wolf was shaking his thirst at a stream when he chanced to see a lamb, also drinking, at some distance down the stream. Outraged, he growled,
"You are muddying my drinking water, now I shall eat you."
The lamb protested, "But, Sir, how can I be muddying your drinking water? I am farther down stream than you are. The water is flowing from your part of the stream to where I am.
"Upstream or downstream, your drinking is muddying my water, and I shall eat you." After saying, the wolf leaped upon the lamb and devoured him

1. Where did the story take place?
a. In the jungle
b. On the river
c. In the forest
d. At the Zoo
2. The following facts made the wolf get angry with the lamb, except…….
a. the lamb mud died the water
b. the wolf wanted to eat the lamb
c. the lamb drank the same stream
d. the lamb protested him

KEEP OFF THE GRASS

3. The notice means that ……. the grass.
a. We are allowed to cut
b. We are allowed to pick up
c. We must no walk on
d. We must not clean
4. Where do you usually find the notice above?
a. In the classroom
b. On the train
c. On the bus
d. In the garden

Dear Dita
Hi, friend, here I invite you to my 14 th Birthday Party.
Date : Sunday, February 1st , 2009
Time : 4 p.m
Place : My house Jl. Martadinata No. 57 Yogyakarta.
Please arrive on time ! without you the party will be different.
Cheers,
Utami

5. Where will the Utami’s birthday party held?
a. At 4 p.m
b. On May 15
c. At her house
d. At Jl. Martadinata No 57

6. In what year was Helina born?
a. 1995
b. 1996
c. 1994
d. 1993
7. Utami hopes that Dita …….
a. Sings and dances
b. Wears new dress
c. Attends her party
d. Brings a present

A hotel is the home of the guests and tourists, when they are away from home.
The first impression the guests have of a hotel is the way the doorman and the bellboy at the door and the clerks at the front desk greet them. The guests often form their opinion of the hotel by reception they receive. The guests are usually happy if they feel welcome and can get to their rooms quickly

8. What kind of the text is it ?
a. Report
b. Narrative
c. Descriptive
d. Recount

9. What is the generic structure of the second paragraph?
a. Resolution
b. Orientation
c. Complication
d. Description
10. The word “bellboy” means a boy who ……..
a. receives people arriving in a hotel
b. helps the guests in a hotel carry bags
c. lets people in and out in a large building
d. goes with and looks after another
11. The underlined word “welcome” means ……
a. Responsible
b. acceptable
c. Capable
d. available

12. 1. One day, when the princess played with her golden ball, unfortunately the ball call rolled
into the well. She began to cry. Suddenly, there was a frog that was willing to helped her.
2. A hundred years ago, there lived a King, he had some beautiful daughters, but the youngest
was the most beautiful. Close by the king castle, there was a great dark forest. And underand
old lime tree in the forest, there was a well.
3. However, the frog asked the princess to bring him to the palace and to let him always stay
close to her. The princess agreed with his request, So, the frog jumped into the well and took
the golden ball out of it.
4. When the day was warm, the king’s youngest daughter usually went out into the forest.
When she was bored, she took her golden ball and played with it.
The best arrangement from the jumbled paragraph above is …..
a. 1 – 2 – 3 – 4
b. 2 – 4 – 1 – 3
c. 1 – 2 – 4 – 3
d. 2 – 1 – 3 – 4

13. 1. In a fierce battle, he was killed by Bandung Bondowoso
2. Roro Jonggrang received him with some conditions
3. Prabu Boko was a King of Prambanan Kingdom
4. Then Bandung Bondowoso wanted to marry Roro Jonggrang
5. He should build a thousands temples and two deep wells in one night
6. He had a beautiful daughter named Roro Jonggrang
The arrangement of the above sentences to make a paragraph is ……..
a. 3 – 6 – 1 – 4 – 2 – 5
b. 4 – 2 – 5 – 3 – 1 – 6
c. 4 – 2 – 5 – 6 – 1 – 3
d. 3 – 5 – 6 – 1 – 4 – 2

Garuda Indonesia flight number GA 021 to Sydney is delayed. See the official staff for any confirmation.

14. Where do you possibly find the announcement?
a. At the railway station
b. At an Airport
c. At a Bus Station
d. At a harbor
15. Andri is 13 years old. Sandra is 12 years old. Dian is 14 years old.
From the sentence above we know that ……..
a. Andri is as old as Dian
b. Sandra is older than Andri
c. Dian is the oldest of all
d. Andri is the same age as Chika
16. Taufik : Our football team has failed in the competition
Purwito : We were ………..to hear that
a. sorry
b. happy
c. pleased
d. glad

If you like to drink tea, you need to know how to prepare it for your self. Don’t worry. It is very simple to do it. First put one tea bag in a cup. Then add boiling water. Next leave the tea bag to infuse 2 or 3 minutes. Finally add sugar, milk or lemon to taste

17. What is the genre of the text?
a. Recount
b. Report
c. Procedure
d. Descriptive
18. How many steps of tea preparation are there according to the text ?
a. 7
b. 4
c. 2
d. 3
19. The text will useful for …….
a. Students who want to do examination
b. teachers who want to teach English
c. People who like to drink tea
d. pupils who like to practice cooking
20. The word “boiling” has similar meaning with ……
a. Hot
b. Frozen
c. Cold
d. Cool





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SANTET DAN ILMU GUNA-GUNA

SANTET DAN ILMU GUNA-GUNA

Penyakit tidak saja disebabkan oleh virus, temperatur atau makanan namun penyakit bisa saja bikinan manusia. Santet sebuah kata yang sangat ngeri atau identik dengan dunia hitam, benarkah demikian? Atau hanya sekedar ungkapan untuk menakut nakuti seseorang.
Percaya atau tidak ilmu santet sebenarnya ada, dan memang bisa dipelajari oleh manusia asalkan dengan tekun dan dibimbing oleh guru yang mahir. Mempelajari ilmu santet sebenarnya sulit tidak seperti kata orang sebab ilmu ini sangat rahasia dan sangat hebat, apabila disalahgunakan bisa meyebabkan bahaya bagi si pelaku atau korban. Sebelum mempelajari ilmu santet ini terlebih dahulu seorang murid akan disumpah oleh gurunya agar mempergunakan ilmunya dengan baik, dengan mengikuti prosesi. Menurut pengalaman penulis, sewaktu belajar ilmu ini di hutan, sebelumnya harus mengikuti prosesi dari guru penulis. Dalam prosesi itu penulis diajak ke tengah hutan yang lebat, tepat di tengah hutan ada sebuah kolam kuno yang tidak terpakai, di tengah malam yang gelap gulita guru penulis komat-kamit baca mantra dan.........maaf penulis tidak sebutkan prosesinya. Penulis memang mempelajari ilmu santet dan guna-guna, maklum masih berambisi pengen sakti....he he he. Setelah penulis merampungkan prosesi tersebut barulah diberikan pelajaran tentang ilmu santet, pada dasarnya ilmu santet bukanlah ilmu yang bersifat destruktif, namun protektif bagi pemilik ilmu tersebut. Dalam ilmu santet yang penulis pelajari tidak ada diajarkan bagaimana untuk membunuh atau menyakiti lawan, tetapi bagaimana menggunakan emosi lawan sebagai senjata yang menikam dirinya sendiri.

Ilmu santet berasaskan DEMATRIALISASI mengubah energi menjadi benda serta benda menjadi energi, energi inilah yang dipakai untuk melukai lawan dengan emosi dari sang lawan. Contoh sederhana, apabila seseorang sering marah-marah tentu gejolak jantung dan tekanan darahnya tidak seimbang, bagi tukang santet bayaran menghadapi lawan seperti ini sangat mudah, merubah energi jantung menjadi panas, sehingga lawan akan merasakan tubuhnya terbakar dan panas, lama-lama tidak tahan atau kalau dibawa kedokter dikasi obat penurun panas sepanjang obatnya masih bisa turun begitu obat habis kambuh dan lebih hebat lagi....panasnya. Begitulah bentuk-bentuk dari ilmu Dematrialisasi apapun bentuknya sama saja sifat serta karakternya ada juga perut seseorang kembung, dicek sama dokter lever, tahu-tahu dari pusar keluar rambut yang bergulung dan sangat panjang.

Yang sangat mengerikan lagi adalah ilmu santet yang sengaja dilancarkan memakai kekuatan mahkluk mahkluk gaib, seperti danyang, setan, serta iblis, ilmu santet jenis ini sangat ganas, lebih ganas dari tumor. Jenis santet seperti ini adalah jenis yang umum sekali di miliki oleh dukun-dukun hitam, alasanya mempelajari ilmu santet jenis ini sangat gampang, tinggal kerjasama dengan dunia roh hitam dan memberi imbalan maka santetpun berjalan mulus ( take and give).